//store the quotations in arrays
quotes = new Array();
authors = new Array();
category = new Array();
quotes[0] = "A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.";
authors[0] = "Abigail Van Buren";
category[0] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[1] = "Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.";
authors[1] = "Jack Wagner";
category[1] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[2] = "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.";
authors[2] = "Mark Twain";
category[2] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[3] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.";
authors[3] = "Oscar Wilde";
category[3] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[4] = "Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.";
authors[4] = "Don Marquis";
category[4] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[5] = "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.";
authors[5] = "Lily Tomlin";
category[5] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[6] = "Next to knowing when to seize an oppurtunity the most important thing in life is to know when to forgo an advantage.";
authors[6] = "Benjamin Disraeli";
category[6] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[7] = "A positive attitude is a magnet for positive results.";
authors[7] = "Unknown";
category[7] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[8] = "Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.";
authors[8] = "Ronald E. Osborn";
category[8] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[9] = "Productivity is determined not by the work... but by EFFECTIVE actions disguised as work.";
authors[9] = "Doug Firebaugh";
category[9] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[10] = "You must have long range goals to keep you from being distracted by short term failures.";
authors[10] = "Charles C. Noble";
category[10] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[11] = "It is often hard to distinguish between the hard knocks in life and those of oppurtuinity.";
authors[11] = "Frederick Phillips";
category[11] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[12] = "Discovery of a solution consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else and thinking something different.";
authors[12] = "Albert Szent-Gyorgi";
category[12] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[13] = "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.";
authors[13] = "Nora Ephron";
category[13] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[14] = "The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.";
authors[14] = "Patrick Young";
category[14] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[15] = "It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is little useless information.";
authors[15] = "Oscar Wilde";
quotes[16] = "When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong -- or absolutely right.";
authors[16] = "Albert Guinon";
category[16] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[17] = "There is only one happiness in life. To love and to be loved.";
authors[17] = "George Sand";
category[17] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[18] = "When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out.";
authors[18] = "Elizabeth Bowen";
category[18] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[19] = "Love is not blind. It sees more not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less.";
authors[19] = "Will Moss";
category[19] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[20] = "Love is smiling on the inside and out.";
authors[20] = "Jennifer Williams";
category[20] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[21] = "Love isn't blind. It just only sees what matters.";
authors[21] = "William Curry";
category[21] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[22] = "Love that is true never grows old.";
authors[22] = "Elben Bano";
category[22] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[23] = "Love reminds you that nothing else matters.";
authors[23] = "Amy Bushell";
category[23] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[24] = "Love is like a piece of artwork. Even the smallest bit can be so beautiful.";
authors[24] = "Stacie Cunningham";
category[24] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[25] = "Love is when you look into someone's eyes and see their heart.";
authors[25] = "Jill Petty";
category[25] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[26] = "Love is like a mountain, hard to climb. But once you get the to the top, the view is beautiful.";
authors[26] = "Daniel Monroe Tuttle";
category[26] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[27] = "The creative is a place where no one has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll find will be beautiful. What you'll find will be yourself.";
authors[27] = "Alan Alda";
category[27] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[28] = "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.";
authors[28] = "Michael Jordan";
category[28] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[29] = "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.";
authors[29] = "Reinhold Niebuhr";
category[29] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[30] = "Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.";
authors[30] = "Unknown";
category[30] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[31] = "Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you.";
authors[31] = "Unknown";
category[31] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[32] = "Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be.";
authors[32] = "Unknown";
category[32] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[33] = "The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.";
authors[33] = "Andrew Brown";
category[33] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[34] = "Always beware of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.";
authors[34] = "Robert Paul";
category[34] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[35] = "Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.";
authors[35] = "Unknown";
category[35] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[36] = "Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.";
authors[36] = "Unknown";
category[36] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[37] = "Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.";
authors[37] = "Sam Ewing";
category[37] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[38] = "They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.";
authors[38] = "Milton Berle";
category[38] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[39] = "The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.";
authors[39] = "Robert Paul";
category[39] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[40] = "The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.";
authors[40] = "Edsgar Dijkstra";
category[40] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[41] = "Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.";
authors[41] = "Unknown";
category[41] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[42] = "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.";
authors[42] = "Unknown";
category[42] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[43] = "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.";
authors[43] = "Unknown";
category[43] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[44] = "Procrastinate now, don't put it off..";
authors[44] = "Unknown";
category[44] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[45] = "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.";
authors[45] = "Unknown";
category[45] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[46] = "Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright.";
authors[46] = "Unknown";
category[46] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[47] = "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass.";
authors[47] = "Unknown";
category[47] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[48] = "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.";
authors[48] = "Dan Stanford";
category[48] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[49] = "Around here however, we don't look backwards for very long. We Keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things... and curiousity keeps leading us down new paths.";
authors[49] = "Walt Disney (Theme of Meet the Robinsons)";
category[49] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[50] = "The principle of competing is against yourself. It's about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before.";
authors[50] = "Steve Young";
category[50] = "(Motivational Quotes)";
quotes[51] = "Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.";
authors[51] = "Mac MacGuff (Juno)";
category[51] = "(Motivational Quotes)";

//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation
document.write("<DL>\n");
document.write("<DT>" + "\"" + quotes[index] + "\"\n");
document.write("<DD>" + "-- " + authors[index] + "\n");
document.write("<DD>" + "-- " + category[index] + "\n");
document.write("</DL>\n");

//done